[There are like six parts to this text that's huffing about, and he can't even respond at first. Like, buddy, don't you even talk about denial, oh my god. But, eventually:]
deal
[Because shit, that's a good offer. He has to think about that for a minute or two more, because he can't just offer something shitty in response. The stakes have to be equally high for both of them.]
you have to be nice for a full day not you nice but i mean SMILEY nice lots of smiling and "can i help you" and being really friendly to everyone you meet which will be a lot of people because we'll go out that day
no subject
deal
[Because shit, that's a good offer. He has to think about that for a minute or two more, because he can't just offer something shitty in response. The stakes have to be equally high for both of them.]
you have to be nice for a full day
not you nice but i mean SMILEY nice
lots of smiling and "can i help you" and being really friendly to everyone you meet
which will be a lot of people because we'll go out that day