I want to look punk rock, not punk raccoon.

[He blinks rapidly a few times, in quick flicks that suggest the action is entirely reflexive and mostly involuntary, which probably goes to support his claim of the heaviness on his eyes being something he's trying to adjust to.]

I don't know, though. Probably not? Maybe just...once in a while, or something. Like for a change. To be a little out of the ordinary, or something.