[He hums softly in agreement, because-- yeah, it does seem like that, and yet girls don't do that (probably?) so clearly they've got to have some kind of secret technique going on. Or maybe it's just when you start really smearing it-- like, pressing your hand against it and rubbing-- is when it comes off. Who can say? The world of cosmetics is a mysterious one.]

Oughta experiment. Get back to me on that. Cuz I mean, if you can't have a cigarette or a beer, what's the point.

[A beat, and then:]

You oughta show me sometime. If you want.