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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[OOC: Contact through any format is fine, including action as you see fit!]

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[silvercrusader]

oh now we want a thesis do we

[starmark]

YOU ONLY USED SEVEN OF THE WORDS

YOU CAN STILL SAY YES OR NO WITHOUT GOING OVER

1/2

[silvercrusader]

I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT IN THREE WORDS JOTARO
IT'S NOT A YES OR NO QUESTION
IT NEEDS EXPLANATION

[silvercrusader]

[Oh, wait, hang on--]

on your torso

[starmark]

oh okay that's fine

so it's not like






weird

[silvercrusader]

no
that'd be kind of gross
that's like one of those thing you'd see in porn but you try it and it's just weird

HEY

speaking of sex
did you ever try that whole sexy irresistable thing?

[starmark]

okay first

you need to warn a guy before you change subjects with HEY SPEAKING OF SEX

and uh




yeah

[silvercrusader]

i'll send you a formal warning before i do it next time
did it go well?

[starmark]

yeah

yeah it did

like holy shit

and i guess i learned some more stuff about shit i like i guess

[silvercrusader]

oh yeah??

[starmark]

he acted really cute

like

uh

like someone who looks up to you so they want to impress you

except not in like the usual kakyoin way

more like the eager to please kind of way

[silvercrusader]

[That is pretty appealing, although it's odd to think of Kakyoin in such a context.]

wow

[A beat, and then:]

wow in a good way
not wow in a that's-weird way

[Which just makes him think of he and Bruno in such a context, which is . . . appealing, yeah, of course, but also anxiety-inducing. Polnareff glances over at the figure asleep next to him.]

do me a favor
ask kakyoin next time you smoke
like if the taste is really that overwhelming

[There. A much safer topic.]

[starmark]

was that too much??

sorry


and i mean sure i can ask him

or i'll smoke beforehand and then kiss him and then ask

[silvercrusader]

no
not with you guys i mean i asked and we talked about sex stuff before
i dont care about that

its just weird talking about it now that i've got somebody of my own i guess
a boyfriend of my own
we still haven't really done anything
when i say he's sleeping in my bed i mean he really is just sleeping here

[starmark]

...

is that bad??

kakyoin and i were together for months before we did anything

[silvercrusader]

its sure weird for ME
annette-- the girl i went out with in college-- we were in bed by like
the third date

i don't usually like waiting

[starmark]

so are you waiting because he doesn't want to

or are you shy or something

[silvercrusader]

im not shy

[Or at least, that's not the word choice he'd ever like to be applied to him.]

i dont know its
ive never

[UGH.]

listen
i'm really, really good at sex with women

i dont know what the hell i'm doing with a guy

[starmark]

WHAT THE H

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY SHERPA



THE TRUTH COMES OUT

[silvercrusader]

KINKS WORK WITH BOTH GENDERS
I'VE DONE THAT SHIT WITH WOMEN IT'S THE SAME THEORY
I JUST SAID I'M GOOD AT SEX WITH WOMEN

[starmark]

BETRAYAL





no okay i'm just fucking with you

do you want some help

[silvercrusader]

you're a dick


yeah but hang on
let's go to the kitchen or something
i keep looking over at him and it's weird
or i can just go to the kitchen and we can keep texting whichever

[Either way, he's slowly untangling himself from his boyfriend and heading down their not-actually-secret stairway. Hot chocolate might be made.]

[starmark]

ok i'm on my way down

[ZOOM HERE HE COME]

[silvercrusader]

[There absolutely is hot chocolate being made, because fuck the temperature, hot chocolate is worth it. He pulls a face as Jotaro arrives, sticking out his tongue pointedly.]

You're a dick, Kujo.

[But there's enough milk boiling for two people, so.]

[starmark]

You never call me Kujo. Are you really that pissed?

[Evidently not, if he's still actually getting cocoa out of the deal.]

I meant it. About helping.