What else am I supposed to do with the piles of dead skin we've been sweeping behind the couch?

[ File under: Things We Never Thought We'd Have To Say. ]

If I wasn't fine with it, I wouldn't have used it as an experiment. Besides, we've been sitting on it since I had to replace almost all of the couch after that incident.

[ The couch Enjolras is going to be stuck with. ]

Go on. Change into them. If all of my measurements were correct-- and they are --they should fit without any snagging or discomfort. I want feedback.