[ So many things pop up for the ogling of biology bit.
Gross.
Jotaro, please stop talking. ]
I know you're trying really hard to not mangle your turn of phrase here. I appreciate that-- [ His gangly legs with their floaty little fins were already spilling over the edge of the tub. With a rush of water chattering about his neck, the newly-granted mer-fellow twiiiists at the hip uncomfortably to drag them back in.
The process is more inconvenient than it is painful, as Rohan's face just twists and contorts not far beyond furrows of his eyebrows and tightening of his lips. Small tub, tall guy trying to let his legs fuse together. It's not a fun combination. Give it a good two minutes of discomfort and Rohan slips further down into the tub to haul his bottom half out at the knees.
The presentation is... Different. That sure is a tail alright-- still shiny and white --with layers of it being fleshy dress-like tiers that puts the term mermaid train to a literal form. It flops comfortably, but not without splashing water everywhere first. Poor Rohan pushes his head back up from under the water in a gasp which sends a shiver from shoulder to tail.
Frilly as his gills and his arms. There is one nice dress in this tub.
That sucks, this sucks, he needs a bigger body of water for this shit. ]
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Gross.
Jotaro, please stop talking. ]
I know you're trying really hard to not mangle your turn of phrase here. I appreciate that-- [ His gangly legs with their floaty little fins were already spilling over the edge of the tub. With a rush of water chattering about his neck, the newly-granted mer-fellow twiiiists at the hip uncomfortably to drag them back in.
The process is more inconvenient than it is painful, as Rohan's face just twists and contorts not far beyond furrows of his eyebrows and tightening of his lips. Small tub, tall guy trying to let his legs fuse together. It's not a fun combination. Give it a good two minutes of discomfort and Rohan slips further down into the tub to haul his bottom half out at the knees.
The presentation is... Different. That sure is a tail alright-- still shiny and white --with layers of it being fleshy dress-like tiers that puts the term mermaid train to a literal form. It flops comfortably, but not without splashing water everywhere first. Poor Rohan pushes his head back up from under the water in a gasp which sends a shiver from shoulder to tail.
Frilly as his gills and his arms. There is one nice dress in this tub.
That sucks, this sucks, he needs a bigger body of water for this shit. ]
Okay, Cousteau. What do you think?