Don't you mean I caught you "hook, line, and sinker"?

[And so it begins. Jotaro Kujo's boyfriend is a fish and at last he's getting to utilize every single terrible fish joke he's ever stored up in all seventeen — nearly eighteen — years of his life.]

Supposedly your legs will fuse together and turn into a fin when you're submerged. We should put you in the bathtub and see what happens. That's sort of like getting you some water, right?