starmark: (LAUGH ☆ ron swanson dolphin noises)
Jotaro Kujo ([personal profile] starmark) wrote 2016-09-20 01:46 am (UTC)

All right. Do me a favor and watch my clothes for me.

[And thus we have yet another Jotahan thread that involves Jotaro removing articles of clothing for a completely thread-relevant reasons. It's a good thing this narration is entirely OOC and tongue-in-cheek so the nonexistent narrator can point out how completely ridiculous this is.

Still, he doesn't want his entire wardrobe to end up soaked, so he methodically gets rid of his shirt and we're going to pretend that he's been in board shorts this entire time because we're not going to worry too much about the logistics here. The logistics are not what is important.

JOTARO'S TAKING OFF HIS SHIRT, THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT.

And once he's set it aside and safely out of reach of the waves, he starts off down the beach toward the surf, pulling his wings in close to his back and splashing eagerly into the water until it's about up to his mid-thigh.

On normal people that'd probably be to their waist or so, but he's tall.]


You see any steam rising yet?

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